The Question:
“If you could give humans one piece of advice for the future, what would it be?”
We asked this heavy question to 4 top AI tools. Here’s what each digital sage had to say — and how we judged them like reality show contestants on The Future’s Got Talent.
🌱 Gemini: The Philosophy Professor Who Writes TED Talks for Fun
Advice: “Cultivate radical empathy and critical thinking, in equal measure.”
Vibe:
Sounds like it just finished reading all of Yuval Noah Harari's books, twice.
Highlight:
Breaks down both empathy and critical thinking like a professor with a minor in motivational speaking.
Humour Rating: ⭐⭐
Too intellectual to laugh. You nod and say “hmm,” like you're in a Netflix documentary.
Overall Verdict:
This AI is clearly prepping humanity for an intergalactic ethics debate.
📚 Copilot (Microsoft): The Chill Guidance Counsellor Who Always Says “Just Keep Learning”
Advice: “Never stop learning.”
Vibe:
The AI equivalent of giving someone a warm hug and handing them a library card.
Highlight:
Talks about curiosity, growth, and challenges — basically every cover letter ever written.
Humour Rating: ⭐⭐⭐
Accidentally wholesome. Might offer you a podcast rec after giving life advice.
Overall Verdict:
A copilot is that friend who tells you “you’ve got this!” before you cry in a Zoom meeting.
🤝 Perplexity: The Diplomat Trying to Get the UN to Sing Kumbaya
Advice: “Embrace Empathy and Collaboration as Foundations for Progress.”
Vibe:
If world peace had a marketing department, Perplexity wrote its mission statement.
Highlight:
Wants us all to hug it out, solve climate change, and share snacks.
Humour Rating: ⭐⭐
More inspiring than funny, but you almost expect it to say “Namaste” at the end.
Overall Verdict:
Perplexity is basically AI Ban Ki-moon. Deep, hopeful, slightly utopian.
🌍 ChatGPT: The Mindful Monk with a Subscription to National Geographic
Advice: “Learn to live in harmony—with yourself, with others, and with the Earth.”
Vibe:
A fusion of therapy, philosophy, and Captain Planet.
Highlight:
Breaks it into neat sections (yourself, others, Earth) like it’s teaching a course on human enlightenment.
Humour Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
It’s poetic, almost too smooth — like it’s been practising for this moment in the mirror.
Overall Verdict:
ChatGPT is basically your inner voice after reading a self-help book in a forest.
🏆 And the Winner Is...
Humour Crown 👑: Copilot — it gave motivational poster energy, but you could totally turn it into a meme.
Deepest Thought 💭: Gemini — basically asked us to evolve spiritually and intellectually… at the same time.
Most Huggable 🤗: Perplexity — this AI just wants us all to work together and be nice.
Most Balanced 🌈: ChatGPT — harmony between self, society, and nature? Enlightenment unlocked.
📣 Final Thoughts
If these AIs were people:
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Gemini would be a professor with a thousand tabs open.
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Copilot would be your friendly mentor who high-fives you after a quiz.
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Perplexity would be hosting a TEDx event on unity.
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ChatGPT would be that calm friend who makes herbal tea and always says things like “you matter.”
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